Stereophonic Latin-beat ringtone.
WOMAN NEXT TO ME: "Hello? Great, how are you? Yes, absolutely."
ME (thinking): Unbelievable.
WOMAN NEXT TO ME: "No, I got it from Alex. We still need to negotiate the-- what? Oh. Is that what they told you? Absolutely not. There's no room for that."
ME (thinking): So wrong.
WOMAN NEXT TO ME: "What? No, I'm...no, of course not."
ME (reaching just over my left shoulder): FLOOOOOOOSHHHSHSHSHSHSHHHH!!!!!
WOMAN NEXT TO ME: "CanICallYouBack?" *SNAP!*
ME (thinking): Heh heh heh.
TAGLINE: "Commercial-flush toilets: God's gift to those who still give a crap about public decency."
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3 comments:
I enjoyed this post so much, I'd like to organize a Synchronized Flushing Event in honor of public decency everywhere. Ready everyone? One...two...flush!
One of my guilty pleasures. I'll flush on purpose every chance I get. (^ ^) YZ
Join the Flushing Revolution! Stop the discourteous use of mobile phones in the loo! Three cheers! (Hip-hip...bidet?)
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