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When Worlds Collide

Here's something you don't see every day.

Unfortunately.

Best. Day. EVER.

So, hey. Guess what?



Thaaaaaat's right! Wanna see it again?



The bluish tint to my skin in that second photo? Lack of oxygen. Other than that, everything's great.

I'm gettin' hitched! :)

Indescribably '80s

I can't explain why I love this.

Jedi Gym

"Bless You, Prison"

"It was granted to me to carry away from my prison years on my bent back, which nearly broke beneath its load, this essential experience: how a human being becomes evil and how good. In the intoxication of youthful successes I had felt myself to be infallible, and I was therefore cruel. In the surfeit of power I was a murderer and an oppressor. In my most evil moments I was convinced that I was doing good, and I was well supplied with systematic arguments. It was only when I lay there on rotting prison straw that I sensed within myself the first stirrings of good. Gradually it was disclosed to me that the line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either—but right through every human heart—and through all human hearts.... That is why I turn back to the years of my imprisonment and say, sometimes to the astonishment of those about me: 'Bless you, prison!' I...have served enough time there. I nourished my soul there, and I say without hesitation: 'Bless you, prison, for having been in my life!'"

-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn (The Gulag Archipelago: 1918-1956, Vol. 2, 615-617)

I Before E, Except When We Get Tired of Correcting You

It's not bad enough that most people can no longer follow a logical line of argument, express their own thoughts in an articulate manner, or even craft a proper sentence? NOW we have to let people spell words however they'd like?

Here's the main idea of an article that suggests better living through lower standards:

Fed up with his students' complete inability to spell common English correctly, a British academic has suggested it may be time to accept "variant spellings" as legitimate.

Rather than grammarians getting in a huff about "argument" being spelled "arguement" or "opportunity" as "opertunity," why not accept anything that's phonetically (fonetickly anyone?) correct as long as it can be understood?

"Instead of complaining about the state of the education system as we correct the same mistakes year after year, I've got a better idea," Ken Smith, a criminology lecturer at Bucks New University, wrote in the Times Higher Education Supplement.

"University teachers should simply accept as variant spelling those words our students most commonly misspell."

To kickstart his proposal, Smith suggested 10 common misspellings that should immediately be accepted into the pantheon of variants, including "ignor," "occured," "thier," "truely," "speach" and "twelth" (it should be "twelfth").

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO.

What's Shakin'?

From an actual IM conversation I just had a few minutes ago with a co-worker (who is working from home today):

me: um...earthquake
gabe: yeah
me: holy crap
me: still moving
gabe: this is a long one
me: man!
gabe: whew... it's rare that i actually have time to remember to find cover
me: at least we have no windows here!
me: lol
gabe: lol
gabe: sad but true
gabe: there are ppl working on the street outside and they didn't even notice it
gabe: they're hardcore
me: lol ... it was a 5.8 centered 2mi SW of Chino Hills
gabe: that's a good size
me: yeah!
gabe: this is so LA of us... IMing while the earthquake is happening
gabe: lol
me: LOL!!!

Independence Day

From an essay by Bill Whittle at Eject! Eject! Eject!, called "Freedom:"

The American Revolution surely is unique in the sense that its ringleaders -- Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Hamilton, etc -- were men of property, wealth and prestige; in other words, men with something to lose. Compare this to any other revolution in history, where the ringleaders were outsiders; plotters staring in through the windows of prosperity, powerless. The Russian Revolution, French Revolution, etc -- these were joined by desperate people fighting mind-numbing poverty and severe political repression.

And yet the Founding Fathers were men who were as well-off as any men on earth at the time, and furthermore, any of them could have been (and were) political leaders under His Majesty's government. The average colonial farmer likewise led a life far more comfortable than those of his cousins in Europe, to say nothing of Asia or Africa.

For all practical intents and purposes, these people had absolutely nothing to gain, and everything in the world to lose, by taking on the greatest military force the world had ever known. Why would they do this? What possible motivation could well-off, comfortable people have? Militarily, they seemed certain to lose, and they knew before they started -- and Patrick Henry made that abundantly clear -- that they would be hanged as common criminals if they failed.

Of course, the answer is, they did it to be free. And they did it to make the rest of their nation -- the poor, the disenfranchised -- free as well. And it is clear as crystal from their collective writings that they took that risk to make Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and the rest of us in their unseen posterity free, too. They could look down the dim, moonlit riverbanks of the future and see a society worthy of their sacrifice and determination. They knew that God, (or for me, chance perhaps) had put them together in a time and place where bold, courageous action, followed by much suffering, doubt, blood and fear could, perhaps, unleash in mankind an energy source the likes of which they could not imagine.

Read the rest....

If You're Having as Crappy a Day as I Am

This will make you feel better:


via videosift.com

There's Always Room...

...for Jell-O....

Office Haiku

I hear your popcorn
From four cubicles away
CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED

Remember

This history lesson courtesy of the good folks at Tanker Brothers:

"The first Memorial Day - then called Decorations Day - was held in 1866, when a group of women visited a cemetery to decorate the graves of Confederate soldiers who had fallen in battle at Shiloh. Nearby were the graves of Union soldiers, neglected because they were the enemy. Disturbed at the sight of the bare graves, the women placed some of their flowers on those graves, as well."

Many Americans have sacrificed their lives both at home and on foreign soil so that you and I may enjoy our freedom today. As always, I encourage you to spend a little time over at Blackfive whenever you want to find out what's going on in our military community, or to remember those who gave all.

Pause today to be thankful for what you have, say a prayer for the families of the fallen, and have a wonderful Memorial Day.

Eliot and the Glory of God

Hat tip: Thinklings

Vote Laurie for Bard!

My good friend Laurie has made the semi-finals in Amazon.com's "Beedle the Bard Ballad Writing Contest," where the grand prize is a trip for two to London to read J.K. Rowling's handwritten, unpublished book of fairy tales, mentioned in the 7th Harry Potter book.

Laurie is like a sister to me -- and she's a HUGE Harry Potter fan, too. Will you take a moment to vote for "Laura H." (NOT "Laura C.") in the 18-and-over age group here on the Amazon contest page?

Thanks!

Why The Pope Wears Red Shoes

According to NPR, the Pontiff sports these fancy red loafers "as a statement of his desire to demonstrate continuity with the symbols and history of the church," but I think they left out the most important reason:

"There's no place like Rome...there's no place like Rome...!"

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7?

What happens when one of my favorite bands starts doing children's songs:

Some of You Will Laugh. Some of You Will Call.

Songs Everyone Should Know

It's hard to pick some favorites, like a favorite movie or book or song; it seems there are too many categories. But if I had to choose a favorite song, this one would definitely be up there in the top five. Maybe top three.

I was listening to it this evening and wondering if I could find a video...there are a bunch of weird things out there on YouTube, including some live bootleg versions of this that have been entirely ruined by tone deaf audience members singing along as they were recording. Not good.

But this is pretty cool. Just the words, with the studio recording. Simple.

I will warn you that I'm pretty sure the phrase "white sea of eyes" should actually read "WIDE sea of eyes," because otherwise that's just creepy. Anyway, enjoy a little Ben Folds:

On Significant Days and New Beginnings

My heart is full today, and my own words fail, so I will speak with His.

Psalm 30: 11-12

You have turned for me my mourning into dancing;
You have loosed my sackcloth and girded me with gladness,
That my soul may sing praise to You and not be silent.
O LORD my God, I will give thanks to You forever.

Feliz Año Nuevo

Perhaps your New Year's resolution is to better yourself, to enrich your life and expand your horizons by learning a foreign language, for example. If that's the case, I urge you to try Spanish! It's useful in many parts of the country, and as you can see from this video, even a freshman effort can put you on the path to becoming a Latin lothario: