Thursday, September 29, 2005

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Dog Blog Begins!

It's time to make the official announcement that I have my dog...and he has a blog.

Well, okay. I'm the one who has the blog, technically, since his lack of opposable thumbs prevents him from doing much typing. But it's about him, and it's about my journey as a puppy raiser for Guide Dogs of America. I waited a while for this unveiling so I could put up 20 posts or so full of content and photos to mollify those of you who've been...er, hounding me...for new stuff. I recommend starting with the archives (October 2004) and reading your way forward. Meanwhile, this blog will remain in existence for non-dog-related thoughts and writings.

So check it out! Foolishly, I've put a title on it that's different from the actual URL, which will no doubt make it difficult to remember. But we'll all just have to live with it for now. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you: To Tame the Wild Beastie.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Watch This Space

I know I've been lax in posting. I know. Here's why....

Coming soon: an additional blog, chock full o' fabulous facts and anecdotes (and photos!) related to my puppy raising for Guide Dogs of America. I've been working on it for the last week, copying dog-themed posts from this blog to that one, tweaking the details, filling in the blanks, dealing with photos, etc.

And it's all because I got my puppy today.

Lomax is snoozing at my feet, all tuckered out from a long day of freeways and baths and playtime and being adored. I am all tuckered out from good old-fashioned not getting enough sleep -- a trend which, unfortunately, is continuing tonight.

I'll announce and link to the dog blog when it's ready. Meanwhile, please enjoy this fine website, which should meet or exceed your humor expectations. (Check out "Last Wish of a Dying Man!")

Monday, September 19, 2005

Avast, Ye Scurvy Scoundrels!

Landlubbers, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so enjoy -- but mind yerselves and keep to the code, because dead men tell no tales.

And because I be a stout-hearted wench, I provide this booty for everyone.

Properly warned ye be, says I!

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Habemus PUPam!

Those of you who are regular readers know that I've volunteered with a Guide Dogs of America puppy raising group for more than two years now. For a variety of reasons, I've only been able to act as a "relief sitter" up to this point, rather than raising a dog for the full 16-month commitment. My status recently changed and I've been waiting for my own dog....

I thought I would be receiving an 8-week-old puppy at some point before Christmas, but as it turns out, God has other joyous, important plans for me in my favorite area of community service. This new task will be a sacrifice for me in some ways, but a great joy in other ways. For one thing, the dog I'm getting is already old enough to be well behaved in most public places and will therefore make the already busy holiday season less stressful than would a curious sharp-toothed destruction machine with a tiny bladder.

Also, this gives me an opportunity to serve another person who is probably heartbroken about having to give up her dog sooner than she expected.

Today I am ecstatic to announce that sometime in the next couple of weeks, I will be taking over puppy raising duties from another terrific volunteer who unfortunately cannot complete the commitment. My new charge -- and soon-to-be extension of my left arm, as it were -- is a year-old male Yellow Labrador Retriever named Lomax.

Best Morning Show Ever

I've become quite the fan of radio station Indie 103.1, and especially of its weekday morning show, "The Mighty Morning Show" with Dicky Barrett (of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones). Dicky's got a terrific radio voice, a charming Boston accent, a talent for interviewing fellow musicians and a genuine appreciation for fans of the show.

This is not your mom's radio morning show, of course. Dicky plays a goodly amount of punk and ska and other young whippersnapper fare. Each week, he promotes "Tattoosday" ("Tattuesday?"), in which local tattoo artists come to the studio and work on someone during the show; you can hear the needles buzzing during the course of interviews and traffic reports. And yes, the conversation occasionally turns to unsavory topics...but I'm finding that since the focus is on the music and musicians, and NOT on simply being shocking or juvenile or making fun of the listeners, it's not as prevalent or just plain nasty as on other pop/rock/dance music stations.

The best part is, you just never know what you're going to hear in terms of the music. For an "indie" station that's actually owned by a large communications company, the station does a great job of allowing the jocks to do their thing, which keeps things eclectic. Yesterday as I was lamenting my crawl to work in obnoxious and seemingly causeless traffic on Lincoln Boulevard, Dicky played a cut from the new Go Betty Go album called "I'm From L.A." -- the lyrics made me laugh:

They say I'm lazy
I'm always late
Full of excuses
I'm from L.A.

Today, just because it's his best friend Mickey's birthday, Dicky ignored the groans of his co-workers and played a Spanish version of Toni Basil's "Mickey":

Oh, Mickey, como estas?
Como estas? Me gustas mas!
Ey Mickey! Ey Mickey!

Despite the fact that this is now stuck in my head, it was brilliant. Started my day off just right.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

25 Years and Counting

This month marks the 25th anniversary of my introduction to Amy, who has been graciously tolerating my sarcastic ways and willingly participating with me in random acts of geekiness since the third grade.

Many of you who know us well have had this experience with us at least once.

In lieu of something silver, which despite being the traditional "25th anniversary" gift would do significant damage to our crusade to convince people that there are indeed some fine heterosexual 30-something single women living as roommates in Los Angeles (also in lieu of a "Jenny & Amy: Neither Spinsters Nor Lesbians for Over 25 Years!" t-shirt), I have decided to post this brief tribute:

Thanks, Aim, for your many years of matchless and indescribably important friendship, which along with the grace of God has sustained me through many a difficult time. You are the best human being (who is not also fully divine) that I have ever known.

Also, nobody beats us as a comedy team.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Important Things Past, Present and Future

I realize I've been a bit lax in posting recently; some of you have even brought it to my attention. I've been meaning to put something up here for several days now, but a promise to be more prolific soon -- and sure, maybe funnier -- will have to suffice.

Today being September 11th, I'd like to encourage you to spend some time in reflection. A terrorist attack killed many people four years ago today. Just within the last few weeks, many more have lost lives due to natural disaster, and some of you also know that a member of the church I used to attend just lost her husband in an unrelated circumstance of personal tragedy.

Between moments of contentedness, between appreciating and enjoying the season of wonderful gifts you have been given, these are the times to contemplate the truly important things. Who are you, really? Why are you here? And what will it mean to anyone once you and every physical trace of your life have been wiped from the earth?

If it seems I'm hammering on these themes lately, all I can say in my own defense is that it's been a sobering, contemplative couple of weeks. The proud accomplishments of humankind are all too easily demolished, and even the memory of a great man or a horrific incident dissolves into a fine filtered mist as the years pass. Where there is such thing as permanence, as lasting legacy, the wise will seek and cling to it with all great hope and finally satisfied yearning.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Web Searches That Apparently Will Lead You to My Blog

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The Jester Agency
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MonsterCard
benefits of volunteerism (this person was searching from the Philippines!)
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photophobes
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(and my personal favorite):

impractical cowboy boots

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Da Return of Da Vinci

Not to take away from this weekend's "Blog for Relief" efforts, but I felt the need to post.... Tell you what: why don't you go donate some money, then come back? I promise the following post will still be here when you return.

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I've blogged on this before...but wait! There's more!

Dan Brown's novel The DaVinci Code is a bestselling work of fiction. Unfortunately, many who lack an education in the history of the church and the historicity of New Testament events (or even an education in what the Bible itself says) are taking Brown's book as fact, and conspiratorial fact at that.

My fellow blogger Tyler has penned two excellent posts, which contain not only a fair-minded review of the writing, but also responses to several of Brown's claims. If you have read the book, and are wondering where lies the fiction/nonfiction overlap on Brown's take on historical events, these posts are well worth your time.

The first post contains discussions on Christology and Gnosticism, and the second deals with the sacred feminine, Judaism, and other concerns.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Blog For Relief Day (UPDATE: Blog For Relief WEEKEND!)

Today has been designated Blog For Relief Day. Join me in supporting the relief effort, and if you have a blog -- especially one with high-volume traffic -- check out the Blog For Relief Day site.

When you donate, if you'd like to have your donation amount added to the grand total tally for Blog for Relief Day (or say that my blog sent you), record the information here. Get the update on how much money bloggers have raised so far.

My charity of choice is Feed The Children, where every dollar you send enables delivery of seven pounds of already-donated relief supplies (water, "MRE" meals ready to eat, diapers, infant formula, etc.) to families who have been displaced by Hurricane Katrina. Feed the Children has been given the highest rating by Charity Navigator, and has excellent accountability (read: you know your money is going where it should go).

Some other organizations -- many of which are listed here at Instapundit -- you may consider:

The Salvation Army: My dad always says they're the one organization that really provided for him and his fellow soldiers in Vietnam. This is a great organization with a long history of service.

Samaritan's Purse: An international Christian relief organization. They're already mobilizing in Mobile, Alabama to bring supplies and volunteers for physical and spiritual comfort. They're helping to rebuild homes in Mobile, and will move westward into Mississippi and Louisiana as soon as it's possible to do so.

Soldiers' Angels Katrina Relief Fund: Included in the ranks of Katrina's victims are the family members of our soldiers serving overseas, many of whom will be returning home in the next few weeks to find that their families have been displaced and their homes and businesses destroyed. This fund is helping the soldiers' families to obtain essential needs, as well as working to provide information to deployed soldiers concerning their loved ones' whereabouts.

The Search Dog Foundation: The mission of the Search Dog Foundation is to produce the most highly trained canine disaster search teams in the nation. The job of these teams is to find people buried alive in the wreckage of natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

Many lives have been lost, many people have been left without hope, and we who were not directly affected by the hurricane have a responsibility to reach out and provide what we can. Deny yourself a luxury this week in order to save lives and bring comfort.

(Almost forgot: Hat Tip to Timbo for bringing the coordinated blog relief effort to my attention.)