Baby, it’s 80 Degrees Outside
We Three Kings SKG
Joy to the Guy with the Ten-Minute Commute
Silent Night Except for the Occasional Gunshot
The Little Drummer Boy who Waited Tables for Rent Money While His Band Was Auditioning Hot Lead Singer Chicks
Angels We Have Seen on High-Speed Police Pursuits on Channel Nine
God Rest Ye Merry Two More Days Then We’ll Take a Look at Your New Nose
O Come, O Come Manuel
Hark, the Herald Angels Pitch the Next Hit Reality TV Show
I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In, and They’d Better Not Take That Parking Space
Up On The Unaffordable Housetop
O Little Town of Bethlehem Adjacent
What Child is This, and Does He Have Representation? Here’s My Card
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how about;" Rudolph, The Red Nosed Cokehead" and his pusher; "frosty The Snowman", and the old standard "Walkin
Oops pushed the wrong thing-a-ma-bob. That is supposed to be "Walkin Round In Women's Underware" lh
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