Spam subject lines I have loved (and the senders who sent them), categorized for your convenience:
VERY ENCOURAGING, THANKS
* (St. Maris) - I like you
* (Cordelia) - Why I Love You
SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS AHEAD
* (Conrad) - It’s ok. I can take it.
* (do you like me) - Nude modeling, business or art?
* (Summers Randolph) - He wasn’t sure about Sal.
POINTS FOR CREATIVE VARIATIONS ON TIRED SUBJECTS
* (Sales) - Your weenie will thank you ;)
* (Abdul K. Holman) - Big your piano, be a real man
* (daytime) - Classy drugs at very low prices!
* (Deana Cooper) - Make fab, not fat
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION?
* (Britney’s bra) - Britney’s bra: Not for sale
* (David O) - discover the madness of Davido....
ONE I WAS ACTUALLY TEMPTED TO OPEN:
* (anarchist@ff.com) - announcement
FANTASTICALLY UNINTELLIGIBLE
* (Cameron) - Recreational hacksaw
* (Neda Whitten) - weedy armpit gegenschein
* (Luisa Clinton) - Bangui range range
BEST USE OF A SERIES
* (bias) - Hi sweety! Remember me? cupid
* (elastomer) - Hi sweety! Remember me? yogi
* (cluj) - YO Superman! Remember me? transvestite
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4 comments:
It's a tough call, but I think "Classy drugs at very low prices!" is my favorite. I mean, classy drugs, what's not to like?
:)
For me, it's a toss-up between "Recreational Hacksaw" and "He wasn't sure about Sal." I mean, don't you just want to know??
Come to think of it, I'm not sure about Sal either.
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