Today's potpourri of freshness, courtesy of my office building:1.) Upstairs hallway: mmmm...someone didn't make it to the bathroom! Who's having the party?
2.) Downstairs hallway: I don't see it, but I know it's here -- where are you hiding the pile of month-old sweat socks and jock straps?
3.) Bathroom in the downstairs hallway, because I couldn't GET to the bathroom in the upstairs hallway: apparently, no one else could get to the upstairs bathroom either...anyone have a match? Make that a box of matches?
4.) Kitchen: fettucini alfredo a la "Lean Cuisine" -- see number one, above

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