Monday, July 17, 2006

"They Found Me...I Dunno How, But They Found Me!"

As my regular readers know, I loves me some wacky search returns. Welcome, perplexed one-time visitors who didn't quite get what you were expecting!

What brought some curious folks here to the Jester blog:

* milk melk pronunciation
* muscledudes
* little brown jug graphic
* born in wrong century
* "the following takes place between" voice
* now accepting applications for a good pirate

And some mysterious Google searches that led to my puppy raising blog:

* antique bison teeth
* dog kissing booth photo
* the big beastie thing evil spider
* games similar to ciao bella
* job description of an avon lady
* how to make my butt bigger

7 comments:

jlp said...

By "good pirate" do you think they mean a believable pirate or a kind-hearted one? This is important.

8675309 said...

Bill:

My guess is this post.

jlp:

This IS a very important distinction. I'm thinking that the recent Disney films have completely twisted people's concept of piracy; thus, I don't know which definition of "good" that person was using.

If by "good" pirate they want a, say, Davy Jones or Captain Barbossa, then that would be in line with the historical notion of piracy. But if by "good" pirate they mean "Orlando Bloom," then I, too, am accepting those applications.

Anonymous said...

It's funny that you posted these. The first thing I do in the morning (when I get to work) is look at my stats. I always have crazy searches. Like today, I had "my dog keeps biting me in the back" and "fat kid picking his nose with finger". On a side note, has anyone noticed yet that your "handle" is 8675309? Just to let you know that you little inside joke didn't go unnoticed :-)

8675309 said...

Thanks, Jason -- I think most people get it but just don't say anything. Or they don't get it and don't ask. :)

Jays said...

Jenny need post more. Visit blog, no new posts. Sad.

8675309 said...

Hey now -- I'll post more in a week, after I've turned in my dog. A little busy right now...busy and sad!!!

cube said...

Holy cow!