Friday, August 26, 2005

If My Friends Were Medical Conditions

The Timbola Virus
Scamies
Parallison
RonorrTina
Brian tumor
Paulera
Johndice
Irritable Bill Syndrome

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

New Sherwood names for everyone!

Anonymous said...

I like Amy's idea that these should be new Sherwood names. Might I suggest another for Timbo? I think Timborrhea works nicely.

8675309 said...

And you, Tylernol, could live in the infirmary.

Jays said...

I want one! I want one!

8675309 said...

How 'bout "Deborahbetes?"

Anonymous said...

When I was in the third grade, my classmates teased me by calling me "Tylenol Tyler."

8675309 said...

No sympathy, Tyler -- you haven't LIVED until your surname (no matter how misspelled) is synonymous with underwear. The "Gentlemen Prefer Hanes" campaign was...heinous?

Anonymous said...

In the third grade some classmates teased me by calling me, "Tylenol Tyler."

Anonymous said...

Doh. I just reposted the same comment as before. The number on the main site hadn't changed.

Many condolences for the underwear reference. That would be traumatic. But just imagine how bad it would be if your last name was Preparation H or Depends.

Anonymous said...

Hanes is better than jengavitis