Slow news day. Apparently, Americans are eating record amounts of cheese.
Why? It's gouda for you. For one thing, it'll gruyere kids up to be big and strong!
So when the little muensters complain about those big slices of calcium-rich, Atkins-approved goodness in their lunchboxes, you just say, "Listen here, Jack -- you'd better enjoy the privilege of even HAVING those pre-packaged wonders! There are starving curd children in this world who'd appreciate those slices and edam up quick."
And if that doesn't work, try the creative approach -- if your kids javarti or Kraft-y tendencies, reward the most creative use of cheese in a sculpture. Have them build a cottage! Or a car! (May we suggest a late-model chevre-let?) Take points away for use of non-cheese items in the artwork; cheddars never prosper, after all.
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Does this mean that soon we need to start listening to Got Cheese ads and jingles? I can't wait for the cheese moustaches to appear. My thought is to start with the Swiss, but there are probably some holes in that.
Obviously you have some sort of feta ish. Although some of the puns were BAAAAAAAAAAD, most were MOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING! RED
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